He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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