I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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