Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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