how can u be prego again
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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