did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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