ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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