All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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