Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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