We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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