Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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