He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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