Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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