You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
