can we get nightvision for the apartment?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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