I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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