I'm really into asian looking animals
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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