I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
