Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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