They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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