Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.