i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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