all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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