I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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