sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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