what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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