Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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