Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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