so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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