why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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