Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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