I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Bring me that man meat
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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