We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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