i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
