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I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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