in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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