That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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