My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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