I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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