Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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