He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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