Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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