all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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