How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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