i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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