this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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