the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Im part way to drunk.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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