i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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