I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize