I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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