That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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