ugly people sure do ruin things
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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